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9:47 PM

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

oh& just now was damn funny.

anthony loon practically forced me to

watch dark knight w him,i thought he

was serious,made me laugh until my tummy ached!

that bitch!

(: (: (:

8:56 PM

I am a mess tday,cant wait for tmr ah,

soccer training,my abs,Woooo!Haha

okay,yknw last wed,we played captain's ball w the seniors,

damn fun luh,captains ball the sex ah!

Its the best ball game eveeeer in the world!

i cant wait to play it soon maybe w aaron and the rest!

&then thurs and friday usually super slack.

Monday,tues no school.

This is the lifeeee manzxz.

Cant you believe ittttt!

I cant either.

: D

This few days,we have been eating non stop,

non stop hits manzx!

it is insalubrious and unwholesome

a need to stop!

geewhee,i need to stop!

i miss the peeple,icbthowm.

Who cares right.

HuhHuhHuh

3:18 AM

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Raymond's birthday dinner.

Stress free weekend!

Frinight,satday w love.

nothing else to say except many

neg thoughts in the mind right now.

Maybe this maybe that.

private. gutg.wp

11:11 PM

Thursday, July 24, 2008

:-)

10:38 AM

it would be good to sleep in

because we do practically nothing in drawing fundamentals.

Hence the random post.

currently having thoughts,thoughts and more thought,

Hahahaha,no,Im serious.

3:10 AM

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

fuckittyfuckfuck,

mgbd sure loves to test my endurance manzx.

At the rate im going,

i am most prolly gonna have a major breakdown.

&so are my other classmates.

Wow,this course is like team building luh

Have to encourage each other oneeee.

I have never worked so hard at one shot in a long while

until this morning.

We din have to go to skl cause of the pandemic exercise,

and so 2 assignments were given and i did it as fast and the best i could

just to go out w ginger later on.

And all i thought bout was work when i was out w him

Which was sooo unfair to him,gosh i dunknow what to feel.

im sorry.

Manythoughts in my mind,a veryvery confused and sensitive bitch i swear.

Not to mention i slept at 5am yesterday.

Ahh,forget it.

Final presentation tmr,

AT LASTTTTT!

But,

there's still like

drawing funds,

design funds

colour theory

media theory assignments all on hold.

kill meeeeee please

i beg thee

sleep.

i just finished doing my mounting board,

so far the neatest i've done ,thanks to penknife.

4:37 AM

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

When your throat feels funny,and tears starts rolling down your cheeks,

you know you tried your fucking best.

Tyvm

4:11 AM

Woohoo,still wide awake

at such an ungodly hour.

Yadayada,

:-)

Just now,at stickam.com

watching fie,dam and zac from diff parts of spore.

Cool,Quite funny,

Adam called me joss stone,cause he saw me stoning.

Omg,hilarious right?!Laugh!

Please feel better,

much love♥

8:14 PM

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Ahyaaaa,photos from fishing trip in the memorycard cannot be read.

Tsk,Tsk,Tskkkkk. ):

I haven start on my innerlandscape proj.

Entherknee wont meet me unless i finish my assignments.

Walauuuuu eh,he is such a Bitch!

HehHeh.

Ohya,friday night,

i met the boyfy sfter skl,Ended up in cityhall.

Doughnuts and Outback Steakhouse.

Its him to blame if i grow any fatter!

He said it himself,ha!

I love my popcorn!

Rarr,

Currently working on my thumbnails,

on my thumb.

Pomegranate peelfresh the bomb!

My ahma the bomb too!

I need to go out w faith and norfi soon

Reason: They the Bomb! (:

7:02 PM

Saturday, July 19, 2008

ahh,back from fishing w family and unclechen's family.

I like doing things w them!karjun&karmun damn cute luh!

Quite tired ah.

i got a bleeding toe,haha,not bleeding love ah!

I din catch any fish,but i had fun!

We went around pulau ubin.

I had nice memories there!

OBS and LTC! If only i could turn back time.

okay,here goes, kong tagged me so many times,

obviously he wanted me to talk about him all,right kong right kong!

1. The person who last tag you is: Emmanuel Soh Shun Qin.

2. Your relationship with him/her is: polymate,churchie,kong!,adult horse.

3. Your five impression of him/her: funny,hilarious,honest,amazing,wonderful,rarrha!

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you: So many,that i cant remember.

Okay,just last week,he texted me and made my day.

5.The most memorable thing he/she had said to you: Baby elephant running towards me! Hahaha

6.If he/she become your lover, you will : make sure he doesnt start calling other girls late at night!(omg,hahaha)

7. If he/she become your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be: stop talking to other girls on the phone,

you have to stay committed!!hahaha

8. If he/she become your enemy, you will: not let it happen

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be: it will not happen so there is no reason.

10. The most desire thing you want to do for him/her now is: play soccer w him and laugh together like kangkongs!

11. Your overall impression of him/her is: Better than fantastic!

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?: idk.

13. The characters you love of yourself are: cheerful,bubbly,friendly,helpful,forgiving.

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are: lazy,egoistic,materialistic,selfish.

15. The most ideal person you want to be is: Hilary Duff.

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them: Thankyou,i care for you and like you too!

Pass this Quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you.

1: Emmanuel
2:Faith
3:Charmaine
4:Norfi
5:Entherknee
6:Gabriel
7:Jared
8:Bacon
9:DesmondNg

10:Sean

18.Who is no6 having relationship with? Yessa.

19. Is no.9 a male or female? Male

20. If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? Idunthink so.

22. What is no.2 studying about? IT

23. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3? Quite long ago.

24. What kind of music band does no.8 like? He likes all kinds.

25. Does no.1 have any siblings?Nope,he is a lonely child!

26. Will you woo no.3? Ofcourse ah!Why not!

27. How about no.7? Ha,nooooooo

28. Is no.4 single? I think so,hahaha.

29. What is the surname of no.5? Loon

30. What 's the hobby of no.4? Crapping

31. Does no.5 and 9 get along well? Veryveryvery well.

32. Where is no.2 studying at? NgeeAnn Polyyyyy

33. Talk something casually about no.1:i just saw him in school yesterday.

34. Have you tried developing feelings for no.8? Haha,bacon kk ah,nooo,why should i when he's already my kk.

35. Where does no.9 live at? Admiralty

36. What colour does no.4 like? Greeeeeeeen

37. Are no.5 and 1 best friends? Nope,They're quite tight though.

38. Does no.7 like no.2? like or likelike?

39. How do you get to know no.2? Church!Parables!

40)Does no.1 have any pets? Nopeeee,but he got honey and cherry!

41. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? noooooooooo,

This is sooooo time consuming! i did it for you kong,appreciate!

11:22 PM

Thursday, July 17, 2008

This is truly disgusting.

Pearly whites

Mr Reality,Satay and Me. (:

Drawing fund classes are really fun.

We did nothing in class the whole morning.

Just that we havta submit an A3 cartridge paper of a landscape next week.

Fun ah tday,slack to the coreeeeeee.

Seeing my popcorn was the whipcream and the cherry on top!

(: (: (:

AV fund test tmr,

i shall study after watching laksa.

12:19 AM

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Proudly presenting my 10 treated black&white photos.

Dun cope ah pleaseeee,hahahahaha,no,seriously.

My first ever match tmr,hahahahahaha!

Not sure whether i can play anot.

A dream come true,whaaaaat only.

But still,im so excited okay!

I have been kaypo-ing on peeple's grudges

and friendsta prof this past few days.

Seems as though many of my friends have moved on.

New friends,whatever.I doubt they even know i existed.

tsk,haiyaa,i feel so,dash.

My clique in school,always waiting for things to happen.

i kinda hate waiting w them.

I really miss parables alotalot.

miss Johnians alotalot.

Miss mission team and philippines alotttt.

Miss norfidiana norollah&Siti azreen aziz,

wah,and that amirah! haven seen her since idk when.

Omg,secondary school moments.the bombbbb!

Daryl ong,nur hisyam,amir,hadi,jerome,shanny,ferly,

ulrich,ahya,the whole class luh!

ncc peeple alsoooo.

Manymany people i miss.

i hope they still rmb me.

hahaha,i want to have groupies!!

When I grow up,

I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star,
I wanna be in movies

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies

When I grow up
Be on tv
People know me
Be on magazines

When I grow up
Fresh and clean
Number one chick when I step out on the scene.

Hahahaha,i love that song.Bye.

I am so self centred,i cannot stand myself smtimes,look at how many I(s) i have here luh! :/

11:56 PM

Monday, July 14, 2008

Free Hugs For You,You,You& You!

That was Toe-telly random.

I crave for Laksa and Famous Amos.

Ohmanzx, so pig ah.

satay also calls me pig ah,haha,tsk.

I am not finish w my innerlandscap stupid proj,

I procrastinate like crazy,

Jumble up my priorities,

Always Whining.

Haiyoooooooooooo,

i shall do it once im done w dishes!

Tday was really unexpected,i had to cook dinner for the family.

My mat came over and bought me yakult(yay),helped me w the food.

Xiexieeee ah,haha.Today was gr8.

8-)

i miss hanging out w many peeple.

3:31 PM

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Bintan! (:

It was damn short ah the stay,

Eat and Eat and Eat and Eat only,shiokkkkkkk.

tsk,i didnt manage to take pictures w karjun&karmun.

they have many friends their age to play with alr :/

Its boring when you only have a brother to camwhore with,

+he doesnt smile.

Start on proj,

desperate sial!

6:58 PM

Saturday, July 12, 2008

i always feel like shit after talking about how

im not spending enough time with you.

Today was no exception.

Maybe i shouldnt go w you.

im a jailed bird until 21,and that just puts people ard me in misery.

ok sorry,maybe i pms now.

i smell you now.

i miss you now.

nownownownownow,

i am in bintan now.

10:05 PM

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Finally,a nice decent one.

i like my nostrils,Ha!

brownies are the sex,Yum!

I got manymany hw to do tday,cant wait to get started!

After midnight then i'll start,yay,im nocturnal :(

Besides popo&sanyi taking my room tonight.

Redo inner landscape again,

suckittysucksuck, :/ grr.

this is soso hard.

Cant wait for friday night,

weeeeeeeee!

pleasehelpmeeeeee,

wmoitot,isf,ia,il!

hahahaha,

ldm,ldm!

12:56 AM

Im hooked w miley cyrus's true friendddd.

Ogay,

Monday i wenta eat seoulgarden w 13 other ppl for bacon's last day of being freeee.

My mom went too,and she paid for Evvveryboooody!

Generous luhhh,w a capital G.

Rushed to finish my proj.

Tday class was cancelled,i was darn happy!

g followed me to sch to submit my keynoteshiat and yadayada.

We went to catch 'Its a boy girl thing' later on.

Tmr's presentation,get it over and done with :/

tygfeitwww!

11:53 PM

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Irah,i cannot tag at your lj,apparently,I'm not human.

Hello minahhhhhhhh! imiss you! Yayyyy!,you're one of the finalist for assumption idol,so proud of you! looks like yr singing in class paid off!hahaha!Waiting for greater news okiedok!

________

Rarr, this assignment kills alot of my brain cells eh?

i haven thought of one yet,

i cannot sleep until i nail a decent one!

Tday i went to watch their match,

my g scored,again. (:

It was terribly hot,i got a little burnt,which was good?

haha,After which we had swensens,again.

We had our earthquake at home,yum.

I was really tired,couldnt sleep last night.

Oh,tmr night's bacon gege's last dinner,yayyie.

I dun care if you have pacs or not,haha.

I dun care if you look like natho or zac efron,ha.

I dun care if you have moodswings like a girl.

I dun care if you're rich like donald trump,or poor like zi dong sao,

I dun care if one day you really wont talk to me anymore (actually i care la)

I will still love you cause you're the best damn thing.

ilyg!(:

This is not a song k,hahahahaha!

I am so blessed,

because next week,i'm going to Bintan!

hahahaha,

and the wk after next im going to Paris with my loveee,

&the week after nextnext, we're going to texas to see hilaryduff!

OhYeahhhhh!

This can actually go on,but i decided to grow up.

Hee,

Back to more thinking and being more productive.

12:26 AM

_______.

9:58 AM

Friday, July 04, 2008

Early in the morning,
mum started her bitchfit while sending me to school,
annoying.Bad start for a friday morning.
i am speechless and appalled at her reaction,it wasnt necessary.

Brief - research material.
-sketches.
-synopsis.
-thumbnail sketch.
select one,the finalise one(draft)
more details
+style frame.define the look,
For styleframe,pick 3 frames and do 3 diff types of style
[.eg.photograph+illustration.
graphic+drawing,painting+graphic.]

use the style that suits most,do a storyboard,measurements are on document.
powerpoint. thumbnails-6panel in 1 slide
styleframe-3panels in 1 frame
storeyboard-6panels individually,
READ ABOUT:
Frame(shot)-> Scene->Sequence.

NEXTWEEK!
KEYNOTE PPT,not formal.
1)Research
2)Sketches
3)Synopsis
-----Talk about semiotics and symbols.
4)Thumbnails.
5)Finalise thumbnails(draft)
6)Styleframe-3panels on a slide.3slides.
7)Final style.

*DO UP STORYBOARD ALSOOOOOO!
Go MGBD Website for ref.

There goes my weekends and monday.
OMG,class just ended early because she says we look depress,ha.

2:46 AM

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Coolio,notice the heart shape on the side,not planned at all.

Ohwells,

I am a mess.
On the verge of giving up,

cannot stand it.

the pressure,the assignments,

the late nights.

I procrastinate like crazy,lazy bum.

I think i am falling behind,it sucks to feel that wayyyy.

the 2 tests on friday,

the 5week duration weirdo proj,

the colourtheory thingy,

the 10 photos to take,

the presentation bout hillary &obama for media theory.

They say 5sets of thumbnails are needed,

i only did one.

& my concept is so common,not outofthebox at all.

I cannot sleep peacefully.

But I want more sleeeeeeep.

Ahyaa,):

However tough&shitty it is,

I will not give uppppppppp!

Chiongahhhhhhhhhhhh!

hahaha,g knows why.

stupidface.

hate thursdays&fridays.

longest day of the week.

RARRRRRRRRRRRR

Joscelyn Adrienne Heng

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